Vampires!
Posted by patch on April 20, 2008
- Vampire myths go back thousands of years and occur in almost every culture around the world. Their variety is almost endless from red eyed monsters with green or pink hair in China to the Greek Lamia which has the upper body of a woman and the lower body of a winged serpent; from vampire foxes in Japan to a head with trailing entrails known as the Penanggalang in Malaysia.
There is a couple of ways to kill a vampire:
- Look for a hole above a grave. Sometimes vampires have to dig their way out.
- Scatter salt on the floor in the vampire’s latest victim’s room. Help the vampire lead you right to his or her tomb.
- Use garlic, hawthorn branches, or a cross to trap your vampire in a corner. Protect yourself from revenge by making a cross of tar on your front door.
- Dig the vampire up on a Friday. According to the early Greeks, that’s when a vampire is weakest.
- Pound iron stakes through his coffin and straight into the ground if you catch him at rest.
- Bury his body under running water.
- Fire a silver bullet blessed by a priest into his heart.
- Drive an aspen ash or white thorn stake through his heart with a single blow.
- Pour boiling water, boiling oil or holy water into his grave.
Click on the link below to hear Caleb chill us to the bone with his facts about vampires!
Click on the link below to hear what the ‘real’ Dracula thought of Caleb’s goss!
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:00 am
There’s no way that’s not Mr Whiteside…
April 24th, 2008 at 3:58 am
Mcgtom’s right, there’s now way that is Mr Whiteside. But whoever it is, there laugh drags on a little bit at the end, and if it is Mr K-T, it’s good that i’m saying that!!!
Josh
April 25th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I didn’t relive ther was so many ways to kill a Vanpier. If there real.
Regards
Amy
April 27th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I don’t know who that so called Dracula is but my Dad thinks it is Mr K.T.
Great goss, but I would like to know how many ways there are to kill a vampire?
April 28th, 2008 at 12:52 am
I don’t think that laugh is Mr K-T or Mr Whiteside.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:46 am
hey k its fras nice goss its wierd that vampires are weakest on fridays whats that all about? Boiling water and oil kills him wierd
April 29th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I don’t think it’s Mr K-T either but i’m not sure about Mr Whiteside. Great goss though Caleb. I wonder whether you got that from Dracula himself!!!
May 7th, 2008 at 2:42 am
Definatly Mr K.T.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:42 am
THATS MR K.T.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Hey dudes that is Mr K-t or one of the preps for sure!
Gr8 goss patch and yer.
Alex
May 11th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Wow great job on your goss and what a scarry coment left on the blog!!!!!!!!!!
and at least now i know how to kill a vampire!(that is if i ever see any)
anyway great blog